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New Devonian (nD) Saints are alive, human, working on it — and are not to be confused with other Saints.

• New Devonians believe all are Divine. Sainthood affirms this belief.
• (nD) Saints seek to act in accordance with this understanding of Divinity.
• New Devonians believe we must live and act as fully as we can in this world.
• New Devonians value all creation, each other, and ourselves as reflections of Divinity.
• New Devonians believe in humor, facing fears, pleasures of the flesh, and balancing these beliefs erring towards moderation and kindness.

Our most frequently asked question ~ What do you get with Sainthood?
• We don’t know. Liberating isn’t it? Everyone is on their own Sainthood Adventure.

New Devonian Saints WILL receive:
• A numbered Certificate of New Devonian Sainthood printed on free trade elephant dung paper (as supplies last)
• A six-pack of Indulgences *
• A password to participate in the Intercourse Among Saints on the New Devonian web site.

New Devonian Saints won’t have many official gatherings because they tend to breed bureaucracy. At the first Convocation of Saints, a passionate intercourse took place over the Miscellaneous Admonitions. Some thought we should have “Happy Reminders” instead. For this reason the Convocation was abolished.

Political Correctness is not a New Devonian tenet.

An application for Sainthood Recognition is on the following page.
Receipts from Calendar sales and Sainthood recognitions will be used to cover production costs, mailing, and the website. Profits will support sustainability and justice issues. We will publish an account of income and expenditures annually on our website. Breaking Even is a New Devonian Tenet.

Our conviction is that with respect, humor, thoughtfulness, and action an elevation of Saints can help save this precious speck of creation.

* Additional Indulgences may be ordered by the 6 pack or Gross at the nD Website. Indulgences should not be used with a straight face.